What if the Sun is Flat..

Ever wondered? The ancient scientists, scholars, mathematicians, weren’t they biased? By the age of 15, nearly every child is accustomed to the reasoning behind this, then a million dollar question, is the Earth flat?

The million dollar question

It’s ironical and equally funny how we just neglected the prime source of life on our planet, or rather any planet of any system in this intergalactic universe. Is the Sun flat?

Certainly, this may, at first, seem like a stupid, juvenile question, comparing the most striking circular object in the sky to a flattened, beaten, emanating surface. The peculiar ones with an incredibly bizarre imagination might come to think of what I’m trying to assert. The Sun, a flat ‘circular’ disk which rotates too synchronously with the Earth to leave behind a clue of its uniqueness and flatness. We have NASA and HUBBLE and The International Space Center to prove my hypothesis the most erroneous so far, but for those peculiar ones, what if?

Presuming all other space theories and validations to be perfectly valid, it’d simply be unfair to other planets of the solar system. They’d get to face the circular face, and then suddenly, ‘puff’ just a bright line extending beyond the horizon, visible. I’d personally pity any life forms that might be existing in those planets, and at the same time fervently wish that our research has surmounted every possibility and no life forms exist elsewhere, for if it did, the variations in the climatic conditions would be insane. Only the ones with excessive ‘cold’ cold-blood adaptations would probably be able to live for a couple of days, probably.

What every human would need to be if the Sun was flat

Moreover, pretending that I’m very analytical, The Earth would have extinction level events, or as I’d like to call it Holocaust, every couple of years, due to the anomalous gravitational shift in the asteroid belt, so for life to exist on our planet, we’d have to be Hulks or Captain Marvels, basically powerful enough to endure the eviscerating forces of nature. As amusing as it may seem to be an Avenger, watching your planet being eaten up by catastrophe is simply not bearable, even for them. Let out a deep sigh, Sun is a sphere.

There’s a reason i used ‘bizarre’. This hypothesis holds no relevance in today’s world, it might have done then, i’m no one to challenge Galileo or Aristocratis. Let’s just leave this theory to where it was, buried deep within frivolity and futility…